"TAKE YOUR BRAINS OUT!" -Mr. Van Kelly "There is nothing stupider than a stupid pot head." -Ms. Carol Burton "Do you know what-what-do you know what Anna told me last year? She told me-she told me the CIA was brainwashing her cows!" -Mr. Van Kelly "Now see because before you took off your shoes Glen was acting normal." -Mr. Van Kelly "Now see I give you the work and you eat the paper." -Mr. Van Kelly "Now see because I graduated high school when I was 36. Actually 38, I lied about my age." -Mr. Van Kelly "There are two places in the world that have true democracies. One of them is AA meetings, and the other is the horse races." -Mr. Van Kelly "I AM NOT A PERVERT." -Mr. Van Kelly "I am like General Macarther. I will determine." -Mr. Van Kelly "Shutup! I don't know who I'm talking to!" -Mr. Van Kelly "Depressed is when you're sad to the point of being depressed." -Mr. Van Kelly "Mental illness is on the rise in this country. You can see it in this classroom." -Mr. Van Kelly "Now, I KNOW you're not a mole person!" -Mr. Van Kelly "Good people, I am sorry." -Mr. Van Kelly "Now you can memorize anything if you put your mind to it. Come over here, look at this. This is a list of over 100 Byzantine emperors with the dates of birth and death, and I didn't miss one. It only took me two sittings. Now you see, this is what you can accomplish." -Mr. Van Kelly "You guys just don't explore your bodies enough." -Ben Miller "Lucas, you are a very flatulent boy and you have hard time concentrating. You must have a gluten allergy." -Lucas's mom "This dinner is tittilating!" -Lucas's mom "Do you mind if I open all the windows? THIS IS MY HOUSE. I AM OPENING ALL THE WINDOWS." -Max's dad "Harold is Max's mutant uncle. We keep him in the sub basement." -Max's dad. "Max, you are so easily distracted. Look I found this baby book, your first babysitter used to leave you crying while she crocheted and watched tv." -Max's mom "I'm just, you know, gettin' wasted and hooking up with anything that moves." -Laura Bogar "Maybe that's a setting." -Max "The please turn off whenever I don't want you to setting?" -Anna "Well, it's kind of like the dark spot setting." -Max "Man, I wish I was on myspace right now." -Chrystine "Zoe I am NOT a whore." -me "I know, you are like the earth. Tough and strong on the outside, but on the inside you are like the mantle." -Zoe "What's in my mantle?" -Anna "Magma." -Zoe "I can't hang out. I'm donating blood." -Zoe "Are you serious, you cheater peter pumpkin eater?" -Rio "I don't hang out with Ross because he doesn't eat organic tomatoes." -Max "Earthquakes come from gian men screwing mountains." -Lucas "Maybe giant men spring out of the ground...LIKE DWARVES!" -Lucas "Sexist thoughts reign o'er him." -Mr. Miranda "I won't tell her she's not my type until we're in the heated throws of sexual intercourse." -Lucas
"Is that an eye?" -Anna "Yes" -Maia "Good, cause it's an ugly vagina" -Anna "FUCK! Why aren't there any good cat colors?!" -Nick |
Saturday, January 26, 2008
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